Recently, 12 new moons were discovered orbiting Jupiter,  最近我们又发现了12颗绕着木星公转的卫星
bringing the total up to 79.  木星的卫星总量提高到了79颗
As a middle child myself, I'd like to extend  而作为家中排行中间的孩子
my sympathies to moons two through 78.  我想对卫星2到78表达我的同情
Your grandpa will never learn your name.  你的爷爷永远不会记住你的名字
I'd like to thank you for joining me on this journey  我想感谢各位加入我这场
through the stars.  漫步星空中的旅程
If you enjoyed this lecture,  如果你喜欢今天这堂讲座
please come back Thursday for the exact same one.  欢迎各位星期四再回来听一遍同样的讲座
Do I look like I just woke up?  我看起来像刚睡醒吗
- No. - Great. I'm gonna go say hey to Raj.  -不会啊  -那就好  我要去跟拉杰打个招呼‬‬
What were you guys giggling about?  你们俩刚才傻笑什么呢
They were passing notes to each other.  他们在互相传小纸条
Oh-ho, love notes?  哎哟  是情书吗
If you love math.  如果你钟情于数学那就是
And we do.  我们可喜欢了
It's for our super-asymmetry theory.  是我们的超非对称性理论的东西
Yeah, Amy and I have been having so much fun  是啊  我跟艾米可享受
collaborating together.  一起合作的感觉了
Well, you know what they say, you never collaborate  常言道  婚姻第一年过后
as much as your first year of marriage.  夫妻合"做"频率必下降
- Hey, great show. - Thanks.  -很棒的讲座  -谢谢‬‬
Oh, Howard, uh, this is Andrea.  霍华德  这位是安德莉亚
- She's the director of the planetarium. - Hi.  -她是我们天文馆的领导  -你好‬‬
Nice to meet you. I'm Howard Wolowitz.  幸会  我叫霍华德·沃罗威茨
Engineer, husband,   工程师兼人夫兼人父
...astronaut.  兼宇航员
Really? You're an astronaut?  真的吗  你是一名宇航员吗
Well, I don't like to brag.  我是不想吹嘘啦
Hmm, yeah, but somehow, you manage.  是啊  但是你总能见缝插针
Raj, you should have Howard join you for one of your shows.  拉杰  你应该邀请或霍华德来当你的嘉宾啊
Oh, that might be fun.  感觉应该挺有意思
But-- it might be, but with two small children at home  或许吧  但是他家还有俩孩子
and a full-time job, I'm sure you're too busy.  还有份全职工作  他肯定是抽不出时间啦
No, I could find the time.  不会啊  我能抽出时间
- Well, you don't have to decide right now. - It's okay, I...  -你不用着急现在就做决定啦  -可以的  我...
He can't do it.  他来不了
Hey, hurry up, guys.  快点走啦  各位
The gift shop's closing, and Amy said  纪念品店要关了  艾米答应我
I can get one big thing or two little things.  让我买一个大件  或两个小件呢
So I'm gonna place the sensory isolation helmet on you  所以我会给你戴上这个感官剥离头盔
for about five minutes.  大概要戴5分钟
All you need to do is sit still and relax.  而你只需要坐好并放松即可
What do I do if I start to get claustrophobic?  那要是我感到有幽闭恐惧症怎么办
Oh, the helmet will sense that and stop the experiment.  头盔能感应到并立刻停止实验
- Really? - No, but that would be cool, wouldn't it?  -真的吗  -假的  但可以的话一定很酷吧‬‬
Amy, are you busy?  艾米  你在忙吗transform英文
I've got a subject wired up for a sensory study.  我刚给一个实验者戴上器材要做感官实验
So...  所以是...
Yes, I'm busy.  是的  我在忙
I'm tracking a subject's brain activity  我在实时观测实验者
in real time as we introduce olfactory stimuli.  接收到嗅觉神经刺激时的大脑活动
I'm smelling baby powder.  我闻到婴儿爽身粉的味道
That's just my husband.  那是我老公身上的味道
Well, I had a thought about our super-asymmetry theory.  我有个关于我们超非对称性理论的想法
Let me show you this one thing.  让我给你看这个一个东西
Well, I-I want to see it,  我很想看
but not when I'm in the middle of an experiment.  但不是在我实验做到一半时看
Still baby powder!  还是婴儿爽身粉味
Boy, he is annoying. Do any of those buttons shock him?  妈呀  他可真烦人  有哪个按钮能电击他吗
Look, I'm really excited about our paper, too,  你听我说  我也对我们的论文感到激动
but I've got a lot of my own work  但我自己手边也有很多工作
to catch up on, so let's talk later.  得赶上进度  所以晚点再聊好吗
Okay, I'll just say one more thing: lambda calculus.  行  那我再说最后一句  λ演算
And if that wets your whistle, you know where to find me.  如果这让你感到垂涎欲滴  你知道我会在哪
You okay? You seem distracted.  你还好吗  你感觉心不在焉
I'm-I'm just thinking about Raj.  我在想着拉杰
I'm thinking about Chris Hemsworth. Let's go.  我也在想着演雷神的那个演员呢  来吧
He sort of hurt my feelings.  他有点伤到我的心了
Biceps, hammer, abs. Still in it.  二头肌  锤子  腹肌  老娘战意不减
Why wouldn't he want me to be in his planetarium show?  他会什么会不想我当他天文台讲座嘉宾啊
And it's gone.  战意全无
Sorry, it's just the director of the planetarium thought  对不起嘛  但天文台的领导觉得
it'd be fun for me to join Raj for one of his shows,  我以嘉宾身份去一次拉杰的讲座会挺有趣
and he made it clear that he didn't want me to.  但他明确地表示他不想我来
Of course he wouldn't want you to.  他当然不想你去啦
I mean, think about it. If you were him,  你想想  如果你是他
would you want to share the stage with a sexy-ass astronaut?  你会想跟一个性感宇航员分享舞台焦点吗
I don't know. How sexy are we talking?  不知道啊  你说说他有多性感
Oh, you know, tight pants, huge biceps, magic hammer.  你懂的嘛  紧身裤  雄壮二头肌  魔法宝锤