part1
一个美国人，一个日本人还有一个中国人走在大沙漠中，走着走着看到一个阿拉丁神灯，擦了擦神灯飘出来一个人来，那个人说:’我是灯神,我能满足你们每个人三个愿
望!’
美国人第一个抢着说:’我第一个愿望是要很多的钱.’灯神说:’这个简单，满足你!说说第二个愿望吧.’美国人说：我还要很多的钱!’灯神满足他的愿望后,美国人又说了他的第三个愿望:’把我弄回家.’灯神说:’没问题.’于是美国人带着很多的钱回了美国.
灯神又问日本人.日本人说:’我要美女!’灯神给了他美女.日本人又说：我还要美女!’灯神也满足了他，给了他美女..日本人最后说到:’把我送回日本.’
灯神把日本人送回国后问中国人要什么.
中国人说:’先来瓶二锅头吧.’灯神给了他.问他第二个愿望是什么.中国人说：再来一瓶二锅头!’灯神问他第三个愿望是什么.
pane中国人说:’我挺想日本人和美国人的，你把他们都弄回来吧
PA RT 2
日本人和美国人气的不得了,但又无可奈何，三个人只好继续走。走着走着又看见一个阿拉丁神灯，擦了擦神灯又冒出一个人来，那个人说:’我是刚才那个灯神的徒弟，法力没他高强，所以只能满足你们每个人两个愿望.’日本人和美国人合计合计认为先让中国人说为好，免得一会又被他弄回来.
于是中国人说:’那就先来瓶二锅头吧.’灯神满足了他的愿望.日本人和美国人催促中国人赶快把第二个愿望说出来.中国人喝完二锅头后不紧不慢地对灯神说:’行了，没事了，你丫走吧.’
part3
美国人和日本人气呼呼的跟着中国人继续跋涉，走着走着又看到一个阿拉丁神灯，擦了擦神灯又飘出一个人来，那个人说:’我是那个灯神的徒弟的徒弟，我只能满足你们每个人一个愿望!’美国人急忙抢着说:’我再也不想见到那个中国人了.’灯神说:’好的.’，然后转头问日本人：’你的呢？’日本人急忙说:’我也不想见到那个中国人了.’灯神说:’好的.’，然后转头问中国人：’你的呢？’中国人说：’他们说的都不算’
part4
于是乎美国人和日本人咬牙切齿的跟着中国人，走着走着又看到一个阿拉丁神灯，擦了擦神灯又飘出一个人来，那个人说:’我是那个灯神的徒弟的徒弟的徒弟,我只能满足你们三人一个愿望!’美国人和日本人异
口同声的喊道：’那个中国人说的什么都不算’。那个人说：’好的’，于是乎转头问中国人：’你想说什么？’那个中国人说：’让他们都回各自的国家吧，别跟着我受罪了’
pa rt1
An Am erica n, aJapan ese a nd aChine se wa lk in thegreat dese rt, I went to s ee an
Alad din's lamp, rub bed i t out oneperso n's l amp d rift, that pers on sa id: 'I ama Lam p I c an me et ea ch of youthree wish es! '
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togo ho me. 'Lampsaid:' Noprobl em. 'Thenthe A meric ans t ook a lotof mo ney b ack t o the Unit ed St ates.
L amp a skedthe J apane se. J apane se sa id: 'I wan t bea utifu l!' L amp g ave h im
be autif ul. T he Ja panes e sai d: Iwould also like beau ty! 'Lampalsomet h im an d gav e him theJapan ese b eauty .. f inall y sai d: 'T ake m e bac k toJapan.'
Lamp andasked theJapan ese t o sen d bac k the Chin ese p eople want.
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sec ond w ish.Chine se pe oplesay:comebacka bot tle o f Dou ble p ot! 'Lampasked what histhird wish.
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P ART 2
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pers on sa id: 'I'm j ust t he La mp of thedisci ples, nothis m agicstren gth,we ca n onl y mee t eac h ofyou t wo wi shes. 'Jap anese andAmeri can c ombin ed to gethe r tolet t he Ch inese peop le, s aid t hat a s wel l, so that onewillthenget b ack b y him.
So th e Chi nesesaid: 'Dou ble p ot, i t wou ld fi rst t ake a bott le.'Lampsatis fy hi s wis hes.Urgethe C hines e, Ja panes e and theAmeri cansquick ly th e sec ond w ish t o spe ak up.
Hur ry af ter t he Ch inese fini sh Er guoto u lan d onthe L amp s aid:'Okay, oka y, yo u goYa.' pa rt3
Ame rican s and Japa nese, theChine se an grily to f ollow thejourn ey
co ntinu es, t hen w alked to s ee an Alad din's lamp, rub bed i t's l amp t o ano thersmell a
pe rson, that pers on sa id: 'I amthe L amp o f the disc iples appr entic e, I
can o nly m eet e ach o f you onewish! 'Ame rican s qui cklycut i n and said:' Ido no t wan t tosee t hat t he Ch inese peop le. 'Lampsaid:' Yes. ',and t hen t urned arou nd an d ask ed th e
Jap anese : 'y ou? 'The J apane se qu ickly said:' Ido no t wan t tosee t hat t he Ch inese
peop le. 'Lampsaid:' Yes. ',And t hen t urned arou nd an d ask ed th e Chi nese
peopl e:' y ou? 'The C hines e say:' th ey sa y are not'
p art4
Ev er fo llowe d the Amer icans andJapan ese t eethof th e Chi nesepeopl e, th en wa lkedto se e a A laddi n's l amp,rubbe d it's lam p toanoth er sm ell a pers on, t hat p erson said: 'Iam
th e Lam p ofthe a ppren ticethe a ppren tice's app renti ce, I canonlymeetthe t hreeof yo u one wish! 'Am erica ns an d the Japa neseshout ed in unis on:'thatthe C hines e hav e not said what '. T he ma n sai d: 'Y es',and t hus b e tur ned a round andasked theChine se pe ople:'
You want to s ay? 'The C hines e say:' Le t the m hav e itbackto th eir c ountr ies,do no t
fol low m e suf fer a '.
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